fez

A fez is another name for a condom. Kind of like a fez but for your other head.

"No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
No I'm never gonna do it without the fez on
Oh no
That's what I am
Please understand
I wanna be your holy man" Steely Dan - The Fez

by Zed Leppelin September 07, 2003