Definitions by Zarg Grage

mitosis 

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

mitosis by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009