Definitions by Zappin' Nap

Voicemeat

Meaningful parts in a vocal arrangement.

Yeah, they came back to me with a "new improved Set List"; sorry, I need more voicemeat!

Voicemeat by Zappin' Nap June 25, 2023

METAgation 

The peppering of the timeline of a Page Administrator with suggestions to engage peers-at-best for the same services he or she offers, with no apparent commitment to reciprocity.

Just once, can they scrap all this Metagation and float me a link for a same-genre songwriter in my time zone who is willing to barter accompaniment?

METAgation by Zappin' Nap March 15, 2023

Pomebook 

An Apple product, e.g. last year's iPad, with about the same capabilities as a Chromebook costing half it's price.

"No MuseScore... can't import GarageBand tracks... what is this, a freakin' Pomebook?

Pomebook by Zappin' Nap March 1, 2023

L.I.E.S.

Line Item Equity Served.

Enough said.

I knew it was a Woke shop when I saw the sign, "Line Item Equity Served"... never thought I'd see L.I.E.S. as an acronym!

L.I.E.S. by Zappin' Nap February 8, 2023

autoproctologist 

A person who is board-certifiably competent in preforming naked-eye self-assessment for intestinal polyps, especially while driving.

That jerk who cut us off has an MD license plate, and his head is that far up his ass?... Must be an autoproctologist!

autoproctologist by Zappin' Nap January 22, 2023

Scatagitant General 

The Supreme Commander of workplace "shit-stirring" operations designed to dislodge large deposits thereof.

"Yeah, it's getting kinda thick, and the boss is in on it... whaddya think, Marv, you've always been our Scatagitant General!"

Scatagitant General by Zappin' Nap December 2, 2022

hinterloper 

An unaligned composer-lyricist who has the audacity to compete with real musicians for airplay.

That's why Phil doesn't get the gigs; nobody likes a hinterloper.

hinterloper by Zappin' Nap November 27, 2022