pizzaccitte

Any item of inferior merchandise.

I can't hear you, we're breaking up... this cell phone is a pizzaccitte.

by Zappin' Nap September 23, 2013

scatagitate

(v.t.) Stir the shit.

Those town council meetings on Community Television are so boring... I think I'll go over there and scatagitate a bit!

by Zappin' Nap September 01, 2018

paulshit joeshit

The changing of a name or title to artificially enhance one's social or occupational stature.

So instead of the Housekeeper we page the Environmental Service Engineer? That's so paulshit joeshit

by Zappin' Nap December 13, 2018

cryptic

Any statement presumed wrong, irrelevant, or threatening just because I made it, but otherwise irrefutable.

Perhaps you have a better idea that is not so, what was it, cryptic?

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

Unnch

(etym. UN- + luNCH) A severely abbreviated nutritional refuel for which an employee is expected to report a 30-minute break.

I'm starving and the next client is due in seven minutes. Unnch Time!

by Zappin' Nap January 15, 2019

The Real Peter Principle

Actually the "Law of Diminishing Return" renamed to reflect the social mores and cerebral content of its enforcers.

I could tell by that appointment to the seat I had kept so warm that The Real Peter Principle had been applied.

by Zappin' Nap December 28, 2023

reotards

1. Mens' trousers with elastane.
2. Biological males who actively manufacture, preferentially sell, or deliberately buy them.

Keith thinks has such a great ass... does he realize how much it sags in those reotards?

by Zappin' Nap January 02, 2022