Zak Kirkup's definitions

gwegus

Sex. Coitus. Intercourse. Exchange of gentian secretion. Just plain ole’ boring ole FUCK.

“Hey Ho Chi Min, wanna have some Gwegus tonight?”

by Zak Kirkup August 21, 2023

Gay Laundry

When you and your male friends all cum in each other’s socks and then wear them to jerk each other off.

It’s a common occurrence for the men in the United Nations to have some Gay Laundry.

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Tabletop

The act of eating out a girls vagina, then snorting a line of coke up the belly and between their titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021

German Tabletop

The act of eating a girls vagina out, then snorting a line of coke along her belly and between her titties.

Did you hear? John Stewart pulled off a German Tabletop!

by Zak Kirkup March 9, 2021