2 definitions by Zackery Hines

1) To get hit hard by someone emotionally or physically.
2) That moment you say something stupid and every including you know it.
3) To fail
Angie "A man was kurbef down on live television."
Ben "What happened?"
Angie "He proposed to his girlfriend on live television and she said no and cused him out."
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Taylor Swift kurbed Katy Perry/Harry Styles in her song "Bad Blood".
by Zackery Hines January 7, 2015
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An expression in textenese(text language) that expresses a face palm so hard that your facial features would fall off making you look like slenderman.
Ben: knock knock
Sam: Who's there?
Ben: Me
Sam: XD
by Zackery Hines March 2, 2015
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