Definitions by Zach's Dad
Masturtweeting
Trump's unhinged and fact-disregarding pronouncements over Twitter are the best example ever of masturtweeting!
Masturtweeting by Zach's Dad January 7, 2017
Migratory peppers
The name given to hot peppers -- usually Habanero or Thai -- found in primarily ethnic food that don't agree with your digestive system and inspire an immediate trip to the bathroom to expel your meal soon after its completion.
I had the best Mexican food last night but those migratory peppers they put on my fajitas sent me to the can right afterwards and burned as much on the way out as on the in.
Migratory peppers by Zach's Dad June 5, 2009