Zac and Joe's definitions

the linebacker

This is a slightly modified version of the Dirty Sanchez. It is performed after a male pulls his finger out of his partner's anal cavity and proceeds to apply the fecal matter below the bitch's eyes, thus making her resemble a linebacker. Best used in the daytime so the bitch can see when she's catching some balls to the face.

yo dawg I was hitting your sister last night and whipped my finger out and gave her the linebacker.

by Zac and Joe January 24, 2009