2 definitions by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES

Precum

Premature ejaculation of the penal stem. "Cumming" or "Came" before you wanted to.

Director: Alright let's just get this shot of you jacking off towards her face

Porno Actor: Oh man I already had a little precum

Director: That's alright.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 16, 2009

Msdsaidosm

To button mash on a keyboard and/or typewriter. Often used in IM or E-mail situations.

Me: Hey do you want to be my wife immediately?
Her: 324897yaoiudfhskjlb4 YEAH!
Me: Nice msdsaidosm, bish.

by ZED CHANCE FUCKING RULES January 15, 2009