Pug

A dog that is both cute and ugly with a smushed in face and such shitty breathing problems I can’t sleep at night. On top of that they are considered to be on the “retarded” side of the dog spectrum.
Person1: ew what the fuck is that thing

Person2: it’s a pug
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ March 27, 2024
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Father

A mythical creature said to be on a very long quest to get the ultimate treasure milk
Son: father I like anime women

Father: well son we just actually ran out of milk I’m gonna go get some at the store
by Your_large_mother ಠ_ಠ January 29, 2022
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