Your mom (real)'s definitions

jo

Jerking off.
Similar to "smh" or "lol" or "idk" it is internet slang and this is short for "Jerking Off"
Or "Jacking off"

Steve: So what are you doing right now?
Jack: jo
Steve: what the fuck does that mean
Jack: jerking off

by Your mom (real) April 12, 2023

Jomie

Jomie is a word you call your friends and family instead of homie.

Your friends are homie.
Your family is jomie.

Person 1: Wassup jomie?
Person 1's brother: Nuttin' much cuh

by Your mom (real) September 15, 2023

SMYW

SMYW means "Show Me Your Willy"
And was stated by Gordon Ramsay on tiktok.
It was then abbreviated by people on tiktok and commonly used with the broken heart and wilted rose emoji.

Gordon Ramsay: SMYW!
Person: I'm 12

by Your mom (real) June 15, 2025