Your Weed Cousin's definitions

Weed Cousin

1. that cousin who shows up to family functions 45 minutes late, and then 10 minutes later, steps outside (or if already outside, wanders around the side of the house) for a smoke. typically offers a hit to much younger cousins. often seen hanging around the vodka aunt 2. someone in a friend group of the same nature, typically offers hits to your younger siblings and/or younger strangers

I'm not surprised Leroy is late, he's such a Weed Cousin.

by Your Weed Cousin September 25, 2016