Your Teenage Philosopher's definitions

Swing

Swinging a certain way is a commonly understood euphemism to describe someone's sexual orientation.

1) Heterosexual: "So, uh, which way do ya swing?"
Closet Homosexual: "I'd rather not say..."

2) heterosexual: "So which way you swing, bro?"

Bisexual: Both ways. I'm frickin Tarzan.

by Your Teenage Philosopher July 31, 2014