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Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.
Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”
by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019
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Dickneck Jones

A particular person in traffic who doesn’t drive very well. Hell, even YOU could be a Dickneck Jones at times.
John: “Hey! This Dickneck Jones just cut me off!”
Jacob: “Bro, imagine what a real Dickneck Jones would look like if it was real...”
Jingleheimer: “ZEY AH EEN ZEE ATTIC!”
Schmidt: “Bruh that thought got me fucked up bro....”
by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 13, 2019
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