People named Jack Clifford are some of the gayest people you will ever meet. He probably has an RSD (really small dick). He probably fucks his brother and dog. He also likes to suck people called Luca. All his friends think he is really gay (he is).
Jack Clifford: Hi
bike shop person: What's wrong with your bike
Jack Clifford: I can't put my back wheel on
bike shop person: let me guess, your name is Jack Clifford
Jack Clifford: can I get a job here btw?
