Definitions by Your Mom in Disguise

your mom in disguise 

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

your mom in disguise by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017

hay season 

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

hay season by Your Mom in Disguise June 17, 2016