hay season

A bad excuse for fake asthma.

Sorry, I can't play tag right now. I have asthma in hay season.

by Your Mom in Disguise April 09, 2016

your mom in disguise

A variation on the overused and passé phrase 'your mom'. Can be used in any instance or situation in which 'your mom' would normally be used.

Person 1: Hey! Guess who I saw yesterday!
Person 2: Your mom in disguise!

by Your Mom in Disguise April 29, 2017