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Kyle

A dirty trout that is smelly, so people try not to talk to him. But there is always that one girl who's like "ohmygod I love trout, cause I'm a Newfie like that!" And he's all like smellin' up the hallways at school and whatnot, but she's okay with it. Cause she's a pretty chill type of person.

Girl 1: Did you see trout today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he's looking fine.
Girl 3: Eww he has a yellow, pasty trout face
Girl 2: But he's soooooooo cute. I love trout cause I'm Newfie like that.
*Kyle walks in*
Kyle: Who's trout?
Girl 1: That's not important..
Kyle: K...Fine
*Kyle exits*
Girl 2: If only he knew our secret nickname for him was trout.

by Your Mom's Twat October 23, 2011