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The fact that Beer is better than religion for the following 10 reasons.

1. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer
2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex
3. Beer has never caused any major wars
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer
5. You can prove you have a Beer
6. Beer cant lie to you
7. Beer helps you enjoy life, religion reminds you how shit people are
8. You can have several different beers at once.
9 You will not be killed or tortured over what brand of beer you drink.
10. If your life is devoted to beer, thier are groups to help you stop.
Religion sucks. Beer rules.
by Your Lord & Master April 20, 2004
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A fools way of explaining things they cannot comprehend or do not wish to comprehend. Something to control and make people feel secure.

Has caused countless deaths and wars for such rediculous reasons.

A social culture so riddled with flaws, lies and contradictions it is laughable. Wait, so where did all these other people come from after Adam & Eve? What of Dinasaurs, eh?! What of them!?
God: "Thou shall not build houses of worship in my name"

*we go an build houses of worship*

God: "Your you humans are fucking idiots, I leave you now to kill yourselves..."
by Your Lord & Master April 20, 2004
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