You can trust me's definitions

a banana

1. A yellow fruit that you peel and eat
2. Sometimes referred to as a cock

1. I just ate a banana
2. That is a very large banana you have Blair

by You can trust me September 1, 2014

crappable

A bathroom with a toilet clean enough to be crapped upon.

A: "Hey bro, is the bathroom in the subway crappable enough?" B: "No way, bro. That bathroom is so dirty even my dog won't crap in there."

by You Can Trust Me August 7, 2014