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A small town near the spring break capitol (Panama city). There is always the chance to see lawn mowers, and hover rounds towing wheelchairs on the side of the road heading to the dollar general. filled with shrimpers, oysterers, and fisherman. The town where there's not much to do but flaunt trucks bought with daddies money. Everyone sleeps with everyone, and if you ain't republican your a terrorist. The place everyone claims to hate, but never leaves.
Man I just went to Southport for the weekend, now I have an STD.
by Yokosama September 21, 2016

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