blobbage

The skin and/or fur of a dog being pushed up by their collar or other attachments.

Person 1: I like to pet my dog on his little fluffy head! What about you?
Person 2: The blobbage is where it's at! Right on his poofy neck.
Person 1: Awww... <3

by YoMommaFarted November 29, 2018

Bastion

Someone who, ironically, should not be nerfed

A: Ill be Bastion, NeRf BAstIon
B: Lol, Bastion really needs to be nerfed!
C: Sorry for being that one guy, but he is a bad character when facing a competent team.

by YoMommaFarted November 09, 2018

Globglogabgalab

The all holy, true god. All other gods are false.

Person 1: I love my god!
Person 2: Who do you believe in?
Person 1: Jes...
Person 2: YOUR GOD IS FALSE. THE TRUE GOD IS THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB. THE MAN OF SCHWIBBLEGLIBBLEKIND!

by YoMommaFarted March 31, 2018

Teenager

Someone who posts a definition of their name on Urban Dictionary claiming they are a great boyfriend.

Other terms include teen and adolescent.

Person 1: Did you see what your name is on Urban Dictionary?
Person 2: Yeah, a teenager did it.

by YoMommaFarted June 20, 2018