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F*** me hair

That toussled up, high hair that screams "I'm looking to get laid tonight".

Hey Brian, check out the chick with the f*** me hair. Bro, be my wingman with her fat ass friend, I'm all over that hottie.

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Cuffed blue jeans shorts that pre-metrosexuals wore in the 90s. Oddly worn by either homosexuals or gold chain wearing, moussed up frat boys.

Look at that ass clown in the boyfriend shorts. I guess it's too warm for his Members Only jacket.

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