DIY Handjob

A fancy word for masturbation for the guys who can’t get bitches.
“Hey, Paul what did you do last night?” “Oh, i got a DIY handjob.”
by Yo Mama Like Me March 02, 2020
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Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 04, 2021
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