1 definition by YickerMeMert
A word given to people who are native to the borough of Haydock. It has been scientifically proven that Yickers are the hardest people in St.Helens. They are well known for drinking on their sacred place Kingies. The most notable Yicker is Darren Tickle, he lives off Oranjeboom and Jenny Vaughns polly. Yickers are all in fear of the most notable gang Yick Clique they are brave war lords. Yickers are all perfect apart from there slight smell off BO. People from St.Helens are all petrified off Yickers especially people from Parr, Newton and Sutton (all pussys). If you are gay u get beat up in Haydock. It is also a strong hold for the EDL. The school is pretty shit but it teaches u for later life in haydock, You basically smoke 5 cigs a day in school because of the cigs contaminating the air. Every Yickers has to go through an initiation ceremony, you have to down a 3 bomb (only true yicker have done this). Most birds are ugly from yick there are only the few exceptions. Finally, every lad from yick has a 8 inch + penis. #Yickermemert
Parr Ed- “Ey lad we’re ye from”
Yicker- “yicker me mert!”
* Parr Ed runs for his life
Yicker- “ Another lad from parr who’s a pussy”
*Yicker walks home and sees some newtoners and bangs all 50 of them
* Newtoners start crying
Yicker “ Don’t mess with yick lads”
Yicker- “yicker me mert!”
* Parr Ed runs for his life
Yicker- “ Another lad from parr who’s a pussy”
*Yicker walks home and sees some newtoners and bangs all 50 of them
* Newtoners start crying
Yicker “ Don’t mess with yick lads”
by YickerMeMert July 1, 2020