1 definition by Yhtomit Noswad

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.
I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.
by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017
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