Definitions by Yhtomit Noswad

Porcelain Polio 

When you defecate on the toilet for so long that your legs go numb and you can’t walk.

I was on the Facebook app when I was shitting, I was on the toilet so long that I had a terrible case of porcelain polio.

Porcelain Polio by Yhtomit Noswad November 20, 2017