Paul beads

When you tie potatoes on a rope and freeze them and use them as anal beads

He enjoyed the Paul beads being inserted by his lover.

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022

Grazt-tater

When your boyfriend shoves a tater in your ass. Then fucks you in ass, making mash taters. Then you shit it on a plate and eat it.

I had my boyfriend preform a grazt-tater at my daughter's wedding I wasn't invited to.

by Yetiarms August 16, 2023

The Brown farmer

When you tie up your old cow in the pasture ,bend your girl over it, eat her ass, then fuck her with the rest of the herd watching.

I preformed The brown farmer on my old lady in broad daylight, needless to say the neighbors weren’t happy!

by Yetiarms April 13, 2022