9 definitions by Yeret
An expression referencing a severe ass whooping which can be delivered/received by hands, feet and/or objects. More than one deliverer may be involved. To get one's shit caved in is to be left incapacitated on the ground with bruises, bleeding and/or broken bones. The victim may or may not be left conscious although it is considered more appropriate to leave the victim conscious so they can feel their entire body hurt while thinking about what they did to get their shit caved in. Considering the scope of the ass kicking, it is entirely possible for the victim to literally get their shit kicked back into their ass if they needed to take a dump at the time.
In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.
The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.
The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
Dominic Toretto once caved a guy's shit in when said guy caused the death of Dominic's father.
Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.
Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.
Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
by Yeret August 12, 2017
Pull a John Preston is the act of single-handedly fucking up a group of people in the most awesome way imaginable while using a gun/pair of guns/club/pair of clubs/katana/your bare goddamned fists. It doesn't matter what you use because you're such a badass the fight will be over in seconds leaving nothing but a circle of bodies around you.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
An individual capable of pulling a John Preston is not to be fucked with. Seriously, they can shoot you without even looking at you, dodge bullets and know what you're thinking before you do.
"Man, I was at the bar last night and there was this fight that broke out. All of a sudden, some guy pulls a John Preston with a pool cue and before I know it there's, like, eight guys KO'd on the floor. It was awesome!"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
"I was heading to my car to go to work and suddenly a ninja posse appears in front of me. So I pulled a John Preston on them. Wasn't even late for work."
"So, I storm into this building and there's, like, twenty guys with rifles shooting at me. I drop my M4, whip out my Berettas and pull a John Preston on them. Wonder if they'll give me a Congressional Medal of Badassery?"
by Yeret February 9, 2015