A sudden attack is a sudden, unexpected, unstoppable need to take a massive dump. Most often occurs in those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome or those who just consumed a large amount of fast food. 95% of the time, a sudden attack doesn't leave you enough time to walk to the nearest crapper forcing you to sprint like a madman which only makes it harder to hold it in. As such, you're forced to clench your asscheeks together as hard as you can resulting in a very awkward looking running posture that is certain to catch the attention and imagination of all nearby.
"That six-pack and a pound sure hit the spot...OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK!"
Bob: Whoa, that guy's running like he just took it in the ass.
John: Probably a sudden attack.
Bob: Are we there yet? I gotta take a dump soon.
John: I think that there's a gas station about ten minutes down...
Bob: OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK, FUCKING FLOOR IT!
John: Goddammit...
Bob: Whoa, that guy's running like he just took it in the ass.
John: Probably a sudden attack.
Bob: Are we there yet? I gotta take a dump soon.
John: I think that there's a gas station about ten minutes down...
Bob: OH SHIT, SUDDEN ATTACK, FUCKING FLOOR IT!
John: Goddammit...
by Yeret February 09, 2015
An expression referencing a severe ass whooping which can be delivered/received by hands, feet and/or objects. More than one deliverer may be involved. To get one's shit caved in is to be left incapacitated on the ground with bruises, bleeding and/or broken bones. The victim may or may not be left conscious although it is considered more appropriate to leave the victim conscious so they can feel their entire body hurt while thinking about what they did to get their shit caved in. Considering the scope of the ass kicking, it is entirely possible for the victim to literally get their shit kicked back into their ass if they needed to take a dump at the time.
In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.
The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
In extreme cases, getting one's shit caved in results in death.
The word ordering can be modified in a few ways depending on usage. See examples.
Dominic Toretto once caved a guy's shit in when said guy caused the death of Dominic's father.
Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.
Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
Near the end of Sin City, Detective Hardigan caved Junior Roark's shit in.
Before getting shot in the back of the head, Johnny Vang got his shit caved in by Chev Chelios.
by Yeret August 12, 2017