Definitions by Yer deed gran;)

Cole calder 

A bowl cutted fuck who has no concept of a joke and gets no bitches

“Look at this virgin mushroom”, its a cole calder

Cole calder by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

Yer grans a patsy by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022