mom code

1.) Don't date your son's best friend
2.) Always clean house
3.) Be your own boss
4.) Never do anything nice to your kids
5.) Don't wipe back from front
6.) Get a divorce
7.) Cheat on 100 boyfriend's
8.) You kill anyways who hurts your child
9.) You cuss out teachers who give the kids bad grades
"I love using my mom code!"
by Yeets on the meets November 27, 2017
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