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Floridian Fire-starter

The Floridian Fire-starter is a sex position which involves two participants, in which one of the participants gets hard and balances their tip on the others belly button, and starts spinning like a bey-blade at such an extreme speed that the friction burns a hole through the ground.
"Never do the Floridian Fire-starter, worst mistake of my life" - Werner Hertzog