Definitions by Ye haw
Mariah
She has nooooooooo ass at all. There’s a thing where black girls are supposed to have a ghetto booty this one got messed up in the making and was 75% off. That’s why I’m friends with her
Alabama
All the stereo types about Alabama are true, we have one of the most unsolved murders ratings in the country and have bbq places everywhere. Talledega is the home of meth cooks and rebel flags.