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Definitions by Yarn Theory

Starboard Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate right cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Right Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Starboard Brained individuals are opposite of Port Brained ("Left Brained")individuals. Port Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.


Starboard Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

Port Brained 

Denotes individual with predominate left cerebral cortex housing group. Commonly known as "Left Brained."

Character traits exhibited include: guided by logic, practicality, reality based and drawn to mathematics and science.

Port Brained individuals are opposite of Starboard Brained ("Right Brained") individuals. Starboard Brained individuals exhibit traits such as: guided by feelings, impetuous actions, driven by imagination and intrigued be philosophical sciences.

Port Brained by Yarn Theory February 23, 2009

tsunanomy 

When economic conditions create massive waves of terrifying economic news.

(tsunami + economy)

Pronounced: So-Nah-No-Me
"I was hit with a tsunanomy when I opened my monthly investment statement."
tsunanomy by Yarn Theory January 20, 2009