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The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage's alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.
I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.
by Yaleboss September 26, 2014
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