Yalda Hakim's definitions
A Pajeet๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐จ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ/Pajeeta๐๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ /Jeet / Jeeta/ Poojeet/ Poojeeta/ โฑPujita / โฑPujit (โฑreal names btw)๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐พ is a Pajeetian / Poojeetian/ Jeetian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ from Mother Poojeetia ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ / Pajeetia ๐ฎ๐ณ/ Jeetia/ PajeetBharat/ Pajeet Ganges ๐ฎ๐ณ
THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL - CAN U PASS?
1 WHAT IS A PAJEET?
Most have ๐ฟskin tone, shortest height in the ๐, unsanitary customs, distinct accent, some have distinctive ๐ฎ๐ณ shaped ๐ ONLY found in the country ๐ฎ๐ณ (๐ฎ๐ณ has their own ethnicities) with Aishwarya as an example of the ๐ hate - NO ONE else can truly look like them also bc ๐ฎ๐ณ's boast they're the most beautiful in the ๐
2 WHAT R THEY LYK?
They r delusional & believe (typically to justify stealing land- Akhand Bharat) they are the same as those with:
1. Light ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ป skin (shown from the live action Aladdin trying to be Arab associated), 2. Different Features (claiming the 1st Buddha from ๐ณ๐ตas ๐ฎ๐ณ -look up Nepal ppl) , 3.Different Cultures
๐ฎ๐ณ's edit definitions exaggerating it's a shared word for South Asia:
๐ฎ๐ณ's arrogantly claim things they like as only theirs but cunningly, "caringly" want to share bad things to those they hate to satisfy their ego while bullying surrounding smaller South Asian neighboring countries (Nepal ๐ณ๐ต , Bhutan ๐ง๐น, Sri Lanka) in South Asia.
THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL - CAN U PASS?
1 WHAT IS A PAJEET?
Most have ๐ฟskin tone, shortest height in the ๐, unsanitary customs, distinct accent, some have distinctive ๐ฎ๐ณ shaped ๐ ONLY found in the country ๐ฎ๐ณ (๐ฎ๐ณ has their own ethnicities) with Aishwarya as an example of the ๐ hate - NO ONE else can truly look like them also bc ๐ฎ๐ณ's boast they're the most beautiful in the ๐
2 WHAT R THEY LYK?
They r delusional & believe (typically to justify stealing land- Akhand Bharat) they are the same as those with:
1. Light ๐ฝ๐ผ ๐ป skin (shown from the live action Aladdin trying to be Arab associated), 2. Different Features (claiming the 1st Buddha from ๐ณ๐ตas ๐ฎ๐ณ -look up Nepal ppl) , 3.Different Cultures
๐ฎ๐ณ's edit definitions exaggerating it's a shared word for South Asia:
๐ฎ๐ณ's arrogantly claim things they like as only theirs but cunningly, "caringly" want to share bad things to those they hate to satisfy their ego while bullying surrounding smaller South Asian neighboring countries (Nepal ๐ณ๐ต , Bhutan ๐ง๐น, Sri Lanka) in South Asia.
3 IS JEET/POOJEET A FICTIONAL NAME?
โ ๐ฎ๐ณ's claim they sounds nothing like their names is false
4 DO YOU HAVE TO BE ๐ฎ๐ณ TO BE ONE YES OR NO?
Non- ๐ฎ๐ณ's ๐ฑ who blindingly โค๏ธ & support ๐ฎ๐ณ can also be called a it:
They can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do. They can be an obnoxious YouTuber traveller. They typically understand nothing about history & other cultures. They can b married to an ๐ฎ๐ณ
5 WHO ARE CONSIDERED THE BIGGEST PAJEETS?
โ Afghans ๐ฆ๐ซ (Afgjeet/Afjeet) strongly apply with being called one bc only they & Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ support them
6 WHO GETS CREDIT FOR THE WORD? IS PAJEET A TRENDY WORD USED IN THE ๐ YES OR NO?
โ Word originated from ๐จ๐ฆ for Canindia/Canindian & all of India/Indians.
๐ฎ๐ณ's like to selectively blame all those they hate instead of ๐จ๐ฆ's & the rest of the world calling them it bc they r still delusional with thinking every1 loves ๐ฎ๐ณ despite all the Pajeet memes
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1: I'm looking at some Pajeet memes/related stuff. Got any new ones? *types*
2: A Pajeet๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐จ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ/Pajeeta๐๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ /Jeet / Jeeta/ Poojeet/ Poojeeta/ โฑPujita / โฑPujit (โฑreal names, by the way)๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐พ is a Pajeetian / Poojeetian/ Jeetian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ from Mother Poojeetia ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ / Pajeetia ๐ฎ๐ณ/ Jeetia/ PajeetBharat/ Pajeet Ganges ๐ฎ๐ณ
1: *grins ๐ & shares online a post while paying attention to the convo*: Red dit: Is it just me or all nepali who cant stand pajeets.
โ ๐ฎ๐ณ's claim they sounds nothing like their names is false
4 DO YOU HAVE TO BE ๐ฎ๐ณ TO BE ONE YES OR NO?
Non- ๐ฎ๐ณ's ๐ฑ who blindingly โค๏ธ & support ๐ฎ๐ณ can also be called a it:
They can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do. They can be an obnoxious YouTuber traveller. They typically understand nothing about history & other cultures. They can b married to an ๐ฎ๐ณ
5 WHO ARE CONSIDERED THE BIGGEST PAJEETS?
โ Afghans ๐ฆ๐ซ (Afgjeet/Afjeet) strongly apply with being called one bc only they & Israel ๐ฎ๐ฑ support them
6 WHO GETS CREDIT FOR THE WORD? IS PAJEET A TRENDY WORD USED IN THE ๐ YES OR NO?
โ Word originated from ๐จ๐ฆ for Canindia/Canindian & all of India/Indians.
๐ฎ๐ณ's like to selectively blame all those they hate instead of ๐จ๐ฆ's & the rest of the world calling them it bc they r still delusional with thinking every1 loves ๐ฎ๐ณ despite all the Pajeet memes
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1: I'm looking at some Pajeet memes/related stuff. Got any new ones? *types*
2: A Pajeet๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐จ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ/Pajeeta๐๐ฝ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐ฆณ /Jeet / Jeeta/ Poojeet/ Poojeeta/ โฑPujita / โฑPujit (โฑreal names, by the way)๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ ๐พ is a Pajeetian / Poojeetian/ Jeetian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ from Mother Poojeetia ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ / Pajeetia ๐ฎ๐ณ/ Jeetia/ PajeetBharat/ Pajeet Ganges ๐ฎ๐ณ
1: *grins ๐ & shares online a post while paying attention to the convo*: Red dit: Is it just me or all nepali who cant stand pajeets.
by Yalda Hakim June 17, 2025
Get the Pajeetmug. Female version ๐ง๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ง๐ฟ๐๐ฝ๐ฎ๐ณ of a pajeet ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎ๐ณ (though pajeet can apply to both genders too).
โ There is no notable difference between a pajeeta and a male pajeet: โ both are associated with the stereotypes of lying, bullying, being crazy, living in another universe, acting like victims and exhibiting boring & predictable behaviour psychology (being in the DNA๐งฌ๐ฎ๐ณ).
It can also be used to call female foreigners ๐ฑ โ๏ธ who love India (they can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do) while having 0 understanding about history, languages & other culturesโbless them!
Pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ synonyms :
Pigdian๐ท ๐ฝ๐ / ๐ Pigdia (they worship pigs)
Poodian/Poopdian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฟ
Pootriot ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ
(Psst! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S BONUS QUESTIONS FOR THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL?)
BQ #1: IS THE CLAIM THAT ๐ฎ๐ณ ALWAYS EXISTED TRUE?
โ FALSE, It's an open secret that this is not true.
Their modern, artificial country forced a number of states to join together with them.
Foreigner pajeets๐ฑ๐จ ๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ often humiliate themselves when supporting ๐ฎ๐ณ's propaganda boast that the entire modern ๐ฎ๐ณalways existed and was โancientโ and everything from other countries belonged to ๐ฎ๐ณ too; this is all based on their fictional mythology book about flying monkeys ๐สษ and apes๐ฆused as โhistoricalโ proof. ๐ซข ๐ฎ๐ณ's constantly get away with lying about this.
โ There is no notable difference between a pajeeta and a male pajeet: โ both are associated with the stereotypes of lying, bullying, being crazy, living in another universe, acting like victims and exhibiting boring & predictable behaviour psychology (being in the DNA๐งฌ๐ฎ๐ณ).
It can also be used to call female foreigners ๐ฑ โ๏ธ who love India (they can claim other cultures belong to ๐ฎ๐ณ just like ๐ฎ๐ณ's do) while having 0 understanding about history, languages & other culturesโbless them!
Pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ synonyms :
Pigdian๐ท ๐ฝ๐ / ๐ Pigdia (they worship pigs)
Poodian/Poopdian ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฉ๐ฟ
Pootriot ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ณ
(Psst! DID YOU KNOW THERE'S BONUS QUESTIONS FOR THE ๐๐จ๐ฆ๐PAJEET EXPERT EXAM IN A ๐ฅSHELL?)
BQ #1: IS THE CLAIM THAT ๐ฎ๐ณ ALWAYS EXISTED TRUE?
โ FALSE, It's an open secret that this is not true.
Their modern, artificial country forced a number of states to join together with them.
Foreigner pajeets๐ฑ๐จ ๐ซ๐จ ๐ฌ often humiliate themselves when supporting ๐ฎ๐ณ's propaganda boast that the entire modern ๐ฎ๐ณalways existed and was โancientโ and everything from other countries belonged to ๐ฎ๐ณ too; this is all based on their fictional mythology book about flying monkeys ๐สษ and apes๐ฆused as โhistoricalโ proof. ๐ซข ๐ฎ๐ณ's constantly get away with lying about this.
BQ #2: WHAT IS THE SECRET TO TRIGGER AN ๐ฎ๐ณ?
Telling them the above answer for BQ #1 This truth easily pees them off (no pun intended).
BQ #3: WHO SAID THE FOLLOWING QUOTES? โUndoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian womenโ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ,
"I donโt know why the hell anybody would reproduce in that damn country but they do." ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐จ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ
"the Indians are bastards"
ANSWER:
US President Richard Nixon
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
BQ #4 WHO SAID THE QUOTE, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people"?
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฌ๐ง's popular PM Winston Churchill
1: Tell me more about pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ or whatever!๐คฎ
2: Did you know they worshipped toilets when they were newly built?
1: ๐จ
Telling them the above answer for BQ #1 This truth easily pees them off (no pun intended).
BQ #3: WHO SAID THE FOLLOWING QUOTES? โUndoubtedly the most unattractive women in the world are the Indian womenโ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ง๐ฟ,
"I donโt know why the hell anybody would reproduce in that damn country but they do." ๐ฎ๐ณ๐ฎ๐ณ๐จ๐ฟ๐ถ๐ฟ
"the Indians are bastards"
ANSWER:
US President Richard Nixon
๐บ๐ธ๐บ๐ธ
BQ #4 WHO SAID THE QUOTE, "I hate Indians. They are a beastly people"?
๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ ๐ฌ๐ง's popular PM Winston Churchill
1: Tell me more about pajeetas/๐ฎ๐ณ or whatever!๐คฎ
2: Did you know they worshipped toilets when they were newly built?
1: ๐จ
by Yalda Hakim September 20, 2025
Get the Pajeetamug.