Definitions by YN w/fye

Pumpreal

The opposite of a pumpfake, when you truly enjoy upping pole, do it often, and defy expectations.

“That bitch ass ain’t gonna do shit. You upping pole but never buss- oh shit!”

News anchor, later: “Police have been made aware of a pumpreal incident earlier tonight in Chicago involving one casualty”

Pumpreal by YN w/fye July 21, 2026