Light saber penis

When your fellow team mates in battle chop off your arms and you have to put the light saber between your legs
I was in battle with my friend he had a blue light saber and I had a red one he chopped off my arms and I looked like I had a erect penis from my light saber the light saber penis was very difficult to control between my legs
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engulfing

When you engulf your food, or when a woman or a homosexual man sucks dick really good
My mate Luke sucked my dick last night he was engulfing it like it was a Twinkie
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