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Forkplay

Forkplay is when, instead of having sex, you sit in the kitchen in your pajamas and eat everything. Alone.

Herp: Man, I had such a wild weekend. Went to the craziest party and I got six girls' numbers. What did you do this weekend?
Derp: Oh, you know, just a little forkplay action.

by XXXpinkranger September 25, 2011