Basically, the condition of having a photographic memory. Can also be used to describe any kind of advanced memory skill/abilty/condition (depending on the circumstances of attaining a photographic memory).
I am definitely NOT eidetic, because my memory sucks.
An attitude that should be simmered with equal parts sux and FML, and tastes like Epic Fail. Usually served as a topping for Reality, with a side of broken dreams.
"Make sure you don't overcook your lamesauce, or it'll turn into a kick in the balls."
"I had the worst day ever... it was total lamesauce!"