Perc master

Perc master:" hello again kind sir, heres a blunt for you my perc son"
Jake:" OH MA GOODNESS I LOVE YOU PERC MASTER "
perc master:" Anytime "
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Perkulator

A perkulator is like a perk master but more perky
Perk master: " hello kind perky sir, how is ur day "
Perkulator: " hello my day is going very perky "
Perk master: "wow ur such a perkulator "
Perkulator: " why thank you, lets thug shake"
(Proceeds to thug shake together)
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MER

MER is used in loads of different situations to show how someone is feeling
Erin:"Lifeguard murphy come save ryan hes drowning"
Ryan:"oh crap"
Lifeguard Murphy: "nu uh uh!"
Rebecca: "ryans gonna die merrrr"
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Perkalicious

Wyan : " Weece come help me i cant tie my shoe waces!"
Weece proceeds to tie shoelaces

Wyan : " fank you perk master, you tied my shoe waces so perkalicious "
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