1 definition by Wy the God Father Guy
A Slam Pig is the ugly girl you bang because you wanna get your nut. You aren't proud of it, but it gets the job done.
GODDAMN! My friend Alonzo plows Slam Pigs like he is expecting a heavy rain and he needs to get these seeds in the ground before he loses the farm. ....What a sick fuck
by Wy the God Father Guy April 14, 2020