2 definitions by Wutu

wts

when someone is quite angry, or even outraged, oftentimes, they might say
"WHAT THE SHIT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?"
for so concise reason other than to be hilarious, or other, with the past-tense phrase
"WHAT THE SHAT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?".
Otherwise, to save time in typing "WHAT THE SHIT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?"
or
"WHAT THE SHAT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?",
(and also forgetting/misspelling words, letters, punctuation, etc.), would instead type "wts" or even "wtfs" (wtfs would mean
"WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?"
or
"WHAT THE FUCKIN SHAT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?")
to save time.

Guy 1: Hey, howsit goin?
Guy 2: wts?!?!
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: It means "WHAT THE SHIT?!??!?!1ONETWOTHREE1!?!?!/SLASH?!?"


Get it now?

by Wutu December 21, 2008

Brit

Like definition # 7 of jew, only british, it can be used as an insulting term for a person who is 1) stingy, 2) scheming, 3) fanatical, or 4) insists on using past injustices to justify special treatment.

1) Quit being such a brit and spring a few bucks on your girlfriend

2) Shylock was such a brit

3) You're getting really british about this new cause of yours

4) Quit being such a brit and stop expecting us to be nice to you because your girlfriend broke up with you 2 months ago



http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jew#tools_1777947

by Wutu December 21, 2008