Write Joeson's definitions

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 5, 2014

clithead

The feminine equivalent of dickhead.

An IQ challenged female.

Kellie Pickler.

Did you see Kellie Pickler last night on 'Are you smarter than a rock?'
Yeah ... she thinks Belfast is a Taco delivery service.
What a clithead!

by Write Joeson August 10, 2014