clithead

The feminine equivalent of dickhead.

An IQ challenged female.

Kellie Pickler.

Did you see Kellie Pickler last night on 'Are you smarter than a rock?'
Yeah ... she thinks Belfast is a Taco delivery service.
What a clithead!

by Write Joeson August 10, 2014

man tampon

...a roll of tissue inserted in the anal cavity to reduce the effects of sharting...

Excuse me mate, can you pass me a wad of kleenex? Last night's vindaloo is threatening me pristine trolleys and I need a man tampon.

by Write Joeson July 05, 2014