So after a bit of persuasion, I convinced my mum to give me a beef dripping sandwich last night, and I’ve never cum so hard and so fast in my life.
by Wow bruh July 09, 2021
First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
“My mom died yesterday”
“Wow…that’s awful, sorry.”
“My mom won a million on the lottery!”
“WOW! Fuckin’ WOW!”
“My mom made us dinner.”
“Wow. Nice.”
“Wow…that’s awful, sorry.”
“My mom won a million on the lottery!”
“WOW! Fuckin’ WOW!”
“My mom made us dinner.”
“Wow. Nice.”
by Wow bruh April 18, 2021