Hoeulogy

A speech normally given at a funeral, memorial, or repast in remembrance of a person’s ho-tivities: sexual encounters, past lovers, funny stories about the same. The word combines ho and eulogy- hoeulogy. The presenter can use slide shows, jokes, and other props. The hoeulogy can be given before the person dies between close friends so the person can enjoy the jokes, as well. The person giving the hoeulogy can use his/her discretion on the audience. The present should be funny. The hoeulogy is not intended to be rude or disrespectful to the deceased but rather to tell stories about the sexual partners the deceased had, low performance sexual encounters, funny sexual encounters, one-night stands. To properly conduct a hoeulogy, before the person dies, he/she should create a list of lovers and send to his/her best friend or the person likely to do the hoeulogy.

I’m going to give the hoeulogy when you die; and, I’m going to talk about that time when you dated someone 23 years younger than you.

by Wordsmithesq August 12, 2025