Wonko the Sane's definitions

Jackasda Ripper

A sexless neo-conservative American who get's kicks by trolling left-minded think-tanks, listservs, and other public forums with the singular motivation of intellectually raping said collective of its rational and progressive discussion.

Would someone please serve Frank a cup of shut-the-fuck-up, he's been acting like Jackasda Ripper lately.

by Wonko the Sane October 13, 2004

Nanogasm

Very small gasm, a smaller than average gasm, a gasm that is note worthy for its brevity.

Shelly characterized her relationship with Paul as poor because he was never able to push her beyond a nanogasm.

by Wonko the Sane April 13, 2006