deceptacle

The place where you put something you didn't want to lose, the location of which you have now forgotten.

I had to buy a new pair of kid gloves; I must have put my old ones in the deceptacle.

by Wong C. Lee June 01, 2011

codger

Someone who will fool you with a variant on the truth. It is derived from an expression such as "Watch out for 'im, without doubt 'e'll cod yer." To cod means to fool you into believing a lie. This is a quality that age tends to bring on, thus: "old codger"; "young codger is in rare use.

I codded 'im perspicuitively, but 'e caught on and called me a codger.

by Wong C. Lee February 09, 2017