Wong's Dongs's definitions
Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
Get the spatulencemug.