Wizard J's definitions

Frumpkin

The name given to farts that originate in the bathtub. While frumpkins surely can exist in a pool, ocean, or other body of water, frumpkins are textbook when they originate in the bathtub. The best examples include bubbles, a gurgling and/or bubbling sound, finally finishing with a methane aroma.

Frumpkins are magical because they’re getting cleaner as they rise.

by Wizard J July 3, 2022