Witty Brother's definitions

Ethan

A long haired metal head who enjoys sex conversations. He loves the guitar and only uses it with the distortion filter on. Loving parents and tends to have the hottest brother

Person1: Did you see Ethan?
Person2: yes, I bet he has a hot brother.

by Witty Brother November 5, 2023

Ashton

Has a big heart and only thinks of himself. You would be lucky to know an Ashton. Tends to be involved in lots of leadership opportunities and has a lot of friends. Football player and the funniest comedian you’ll ever meet

Person; Who’s that guy on the board of trustees?

Person2; that’s Ashton, he’s the funniest

by Witty Brother November 5, 2023