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Melbourne (noun)
The second largest city in Australia, and the capital of the state Victoria. They spend most of their time complaining about Sydney and Adelaide. It is also home to the Yarra river, which is also known as the upside down river due to the fact it's dirty, smelly and awful.
It rains most of the time in Melbourne, although most of the residents are too snobbish to admit it.
The second largest city in Australia, and the capital of the state Victoria. They spend most of their time complaining about Sydney and Adelaide. It is also home to the Yarra river, which is also known as the upside down river due to the fact it's dirty, smelly and awful.
It rains most of the time in Melbourne, although most of the residents are too snobbish to admit it.
Person from Melbourne: My city is better than YOURS! Adelaide is a hole and Sydney is an urban jungle.
Person from Adelaide: A hole? What, you haven't seen Burnside and North Adelaide?
Person from Sydney: At least our architecture actually looks good.
See also: yuppie
Person from Adelaide: A hole? What, you haven't seen Burnside and North Adelaide?
Person from Sydney: At least our architecture actually looks good.
See also: yuppie
by Windscreenwiper December 28, 2007
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