Definitions by Windle suck her nuts

Mud monkey 

AN ABSOLUTE HUGE SHIT

Guy1: Yo I just dropped a mud monkey on your floor
Guy2: Come on!

Mud monkey by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

exploding squash 

When you forget to flush the toilet after taking an absolute mud monkey, and accidentally turn up the heat, making the crap explode making a huge mess.

Max: "Yo Gary, I just took an exploding squash in your bathroom"
Gary: "Why you little ass bag"

exploding squash by Windle suck her nuts April 14, 2021

The Brownie 

When a person drops a bucket of shit on a persons head, then eats it while having sex with that person.

Last night I performed the Brownie on my sister.

The Brownie by Windle suck her nuts April 12, 2021